Matty has returned and tells us of a recent trip to get his hair cut. The news follows and it's full of sex, drugs, and cracked out whores. The Weekly Funny is not very funny gay jokes that was clearly written by straight people. New music wraps things with the with a little 20 fingers, dedicated to our number one fan, Eddie.

Be sure to attend our upcoming event called Jaded @ Six Flags. Join myself, Matty, and others on July first for a fun day at six flags Great Adventure. For more details, fire off us an email and we will give you the details.

Our new phone number is (305) 85-FUCK-U, be sure to drop us a message or two. Return next Monday for another brand new episode. Our web site's new social network is set to launch on July 1rst. Until then be sure to read our Daily News Blog.