Episode 33: Podcast A-La_Poopoo, Matty Bitching again?, Joan is a cumming,
Sr Citizen Cock, Gay Tattoos, lubricated emailing, and I know you didn't.

Adam and Matty start out the show with Matty bitching about the quality of gay.com. He wants to move to manhunt.net for his hole hunting needs. Adam complains about the customers at his store that want to bother him while he's trying to get his work done. Matty then goes into the history of the modern retail store. There will be a quiz at the end of the podcast. Adam also talks about a ticket he recieved and Matty goes over a near miss that he experienced this morning.

Adam talks about the Chorale performance coming up tomorrow night. They are bringing in Joan Rivers. Or should we say she is floating in only being held up by her tightened skin. Listen to a few clips of Ms Rivers.

In the news, Adam introduces a new segment called "Porn Star Birthdays." Matty thinks the porn stars featured should be starring in some geriatric porn. 2 Men arrested while asking for directions from a cop, homo tattoos, gmail introduces mail goggles, and priest porn. Matty is so excited about the news that he pees on himself.

Adam decided that Matty should take a quiz to become a citizen since he always thinks he's so smart. Surely in a drunken state, he can't pass. Will Matty become a citizen of the US or will we have to ship him to Mexico?

Adam decided that he needed to find some examples of other news castors messing up the news. He has clips of several reporters making mistakes live and on air. Noone can talk about his news mistakes after this segment. The segment is so funny, Matty can't even leave to go pee.

In Matty's Ignance list, two Indians get face tattoos for a job, McCain's burning gas bombs, legislative raises, bigger confederate flags, and a woman's hot scorn.

Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204
and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment.

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